It was sad, but little did I know she loved these birds and the look on her face was horrific. "Sandhill cranes mate for life so if one of them dies the other will sit there for hours crying for the other one. It was a direct hit to the neck and the bird went down for good. And to my surprise, one of the birds was in the way of the ball. I take my swing and to my surprise, the ball was a low line drive that got no more than a few feet of the ground. I see the pair of sandhill cranes they were about 150 yards down the fairway so I paid them no attention. I'm about 230 yards from the green so I pull out my 3W. "So the first few holes went well but then the 7th hole happens. Then when he was dropping me off, I gave him a hug good night and he takes this opportunity to whisper in my ear, 'I love you.' I didn't know what to do, so I laughed awkwardly, assuming he was joking. We went to dinner on our date, he wasn't super talkative and it was mildly awkward. We had been talking a bit for about two weeks before we met. "I was going on my first date with someone I had met online.
"I didn't know what to do, so I laughed awkwardly." "Even in the heavens, guys." - anonymous Redditor "'Our signs are compatible! We fit perfectly together, even in the heavens.'
I turned, halfway down the driveway, still pulling a shirt on over my head. He called after me, sobbing in the doorway. My mom is calling.' Rolled him off of me, grabbed my stuff, and got dressed while walking out of his house. "At this point, I stated loudly, 'I have to go. As I stared up into his tear filled eyes, in horror, he stated, 'Oh my god, I'm in love with you.' Then I looked up, after a weird muffled sob, and he was crying. At first I thought he was sweating, no big deal, I'm a trooper. "I slept with a guy on our first date, he was on top. "We fit perfectly together, even in the heavens." "I wish I took a picture of the look on her face as I walked away. !!!' I then put my phone away, looked up at her, smiled and said, 'That's okay! Not everybody is capable of driving a car! Lucky for you, the bus stop is right over there. I looked at her right in the eyes and said, 'Eew!' Pulled out my cellphone and typed, 'she. Even in that situation, I was going to just walk away and let that be that, but I just couldn't pass this opportunity up. Where did you park? She replied, 'Oh, I took the bus here. "So, I stopped and turned around and said, 'Oh, I am about a block this way. I turned and began walking down the street and she followed closely and said, 'How far away is your car?' This girl was expecting a ride! I, um guess it is about time to get out of here?' I stood up and took my trash to the trash can and she followed me out the door. "After staring at each other awkwardly for a few seconds, I finally broke the silence by saying, 'Wow, okay. Perhaps she still believed that, like a child playing hide and seek, if you covered your eyes you would disappear. I couldn't believe that she'd react so rudely to something and then try to act as if it didn't happen. Not everybody is capable of going to college.' She put on a fake smile followed by an awkward laugh and just stared at me awkwardly. She put the phone away, looked at me, and after taking a deep breath said, 'Well that is okay. "She pressed a few more buttons on the phone, presumably sending this text message to her total BFF. !!! In reality, each one of those keystrokes was a simple tapping of a small piece of plastic, but, in my head, it sounded like a metal bank vault door was repeatedly slamming shut. ' I then saw the left thumb hold the shift key as she deliberately pressed the exclamation point key once. After a brief pause, she broke off her shocked stare, placed her hand on her forehead in a fashion that covered her eyes, inhaled briefly and followed it by a valley-girl, 'Eew!' She took her Blackberry out of her purse and whispered to herself as she typed, 'he. Apparently, I didn't pass all of her minimum requirements to be considered human. "When I said that I went to technical school and then straight into the workforce she looked at me as if she'd never heard of such a thing. She is not only assuming that I went to college but is also assuming that I am taking part in some type of post-graduate school. "Now, I have a pretty good job, but that question sets the bar pretty high for a guy who didn't go to college.